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Continue to ChatI once recommended [in a San Francisco Chronicle column] that a third arm - a plastic arm - be sewn at the base of the spine so that people could have a tripod to sit on while waiting in line, and it was taken seriously. - Alan Abel from https://whatsmyquote.com/quote/i-once-recommended-in-a-san-francisco-chronicle-column-that-a-third-arm-a-plastic-arm-be-sewn-at-the-base-of